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dania72:

Vladimir Kush - always

via Il Maestro

via Il Maestro

(Fonte: mordmardok)

Al termine logico di ogni discorso del tipo “Ci si indigna più per x che per y, è scandaloso!” c’è la stanza di un palazzone sovietico dove una tetra commissione fissa scientificamente le quote della Giusta Indignazione.
Guido Vitiello
pueriluna:

kippe für kippe, wofür mach ich das hier?

pueriluna:

kippe für kippe, wofür mach ich das hier?

thedailydoodles:

"Stranded on the Moon, High on Blur, and Watching World War 3 Destroy the Earth"
Funding for the International Moon Base had hit an all-time low. 
Though it was long his childhood dream to live upon the moon, the missions have become longer, rations and supplies scarcer, and a quirk in the rotations schedule has left him alone upon the moon for the last 8 months.  
He’s now nothing more than a glorified caretaker of an expensive relic that no one wants to pay for.
To pass the time, he has developed a strong addiction to “Blur”— an opiate-like hallucinogen administered through an eye dropper that creates warm soothing visions for hours a dose. 
He rationalizes his addiction by telling himself that the drug causes him to breathe less of the air supply, and eat less food… which are both true, but only helps obscure the lie. 
Month after month, the scheduled date to bring him back to Earth is pushed out further into the future as a tense political climate back home has made him a low priority.  8 months in solitude on the moon become 12, and then 16.  In month 18, World War 3 erupts across the globe.
He watches the bombs destroy everything he once loved all through the blissful haze of Blur induced visions.  The indescribable mix of sheer horror and pleasure will haunt him for the rest of his days. 
By month 34, he is the last human in the galaxy.
(Starring the Timetraveler Ki! Click here to download his new song “Nebula” on iTunes)
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thedailydoodles:

"Stranded on the Moon, High on Blur, and Watching World War 3 Destroy the Earth"

Funding for the International Moon Base had hit an all-time low. 

Though it was long his childhood dream to live upon the moon, the missions have become longer, rations and supplies scarcer, and a quirk in the rotations schedule has left him alone upon the moon for the last 8 months.  

He’s now nothing more than a glorified caretaker of an expensive relic that no one wants to pay for.

To pass the time, he has developed a strong addiction to “Blur”— an opiate-like hallucinogen administered through an eye dropper that creates warm soothing visions for hours a dose. 

He rationalizes his addiction by telling himself that the drug causes him to breathe less of the air supply, and eat less food… which are both true, but only helps obscure the lie. 

Month after month, the scheduled date to bring him back to Earth is pushed out further into the future as a tense political climate back home has made him a low priority.  8 months in solitude on the moon become 12, and then 16.  In month 18, World War 3 erupts across the globe.

He watches the bombs destroy everything he once loved all through the blissful haze of Blur induced visions.  The indescribable mix of sheer horror and pleasure will haunt him for the rest of his days. 

By month 34, he is the last human in the galaxy.

(Starring the Timetraveler Ki! Click here to download his new song “Nebula” on iTunes)

Wanna appear in your very own Daily Doodle?  CLICK HERE!
FAQ  TWITTER  FACEBOOK
  SOCIETY6

scuderia-f1:

Gilles Villeneuve

scuderia-f1:

Gilles Villeneuve

aliceindustland:

coqbaroque:

laprivatarepubblica:

Sarebbe assolutamente demenziale mettere insieme Ferguson, l’orsa Daniza, Mike Brown e il FEMMINICIDIO, no? Be’, non secondo la turbofemminista Lorella Zanardo, che possiamo qui ammirare nell’ennesimo episodio della serie “Opinionismo: Lo Stai Facendo Bene”.

Ma soprattutto l’hashtag DANZICA non si usava dai tempi dell’invasione della Polonia, a parte il breve periodo di Solidarnosc.

io semplifico un tantino le cose che il mio cervello fa fatica certe volte e dunque filtra ormai per default tutti quelli che usano i caps lock per scrivere, poi nel caso li suddivide in ulteriori sottoinsiemi

aliceindustland:

coqbaroque:

laprivatarepubblica:

Sarebbe assolutamente demenziale mettere insieme Ferguson, l’orsa Daniza, Mike Brown e il FEMMINICIDIO, no? Be’, non secondo la turbofemminista Lorella Zanardo, che possiamo qui ammirare nell’ennesimo episodio della serie “Opinionismo: Lo Stai Facendo Bene”.

Ma soprattutto l’hashtag DANZICA non si usava dai tempi dell’invasione della Polonia, a parte il breve periodo di Solidarnosc.

io semplifico un tantino le cose che il mio cervello fa fatica certe volte e dunque filtra ormai per default tutti quelli che usano i caps lock per scrivere, poi nel caso li suddivide in ulteriori sottoinsiemi

design-is-fine:

Russel Wright, cocktail set, 1930. Via Wright.

design-is-fine:

Russel Wright, cocktail set, 1930. Via Wright.

(Fonte: wright20.com)

3n0m15:

(via xkcd: Watches)